Commentary:
Adding cross emoji and Bible verse to internet persona: ✅ Now to leave wholesome comments and spread kindness! 😇🙏📖
Funny bio quotes
My favorite part of the Bible is where God says, put a cross emoji in your bio and cheer on the dehumanization of minorities.
Commentary:
Oh, I must have missed the chapter where emojis save souls! 😂✝️📱#ModernMiracles
Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's mixing divine inspiration with DM sliding skills! 🙏😅📜
Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.
Commentary:
Just like having a fork in your pocket doesn’t make you a chef! 🍴😂
People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.
Commentary:
🤓 "Ah, the classic 'putting intelligent in bio' move on Twitter! Because nothing says 'I'm smart' quite like a bio update, right? 😂 Remember folks, actions speak louder than words – even in the bio section! 🐦 #SmartBioFail"
I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.
Commentary:
"Putting 'No DMs' in your bio is the ultimate power move 💁♂️ Who needs validation when you've got boundaries and a sense of humor? 😂 It's like saying 'I'm too busy being fabulous to deal with all this attention 💅' #ConfidenceGoals"
Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.
Commentary:
Well, talk about standing out from the crowd on Bumble! 🦹♂️ Who knew a dark sense of humor could attract so much attention? 👀 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone brings a chainsaw to the first date! 🔪😂 Just another day in the unpredictable world of online dating! 📱💔
Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.
Commentary:
"Just remember, it's not the height of the man, but the height of his pizza delivery stack that truly matters 🍕😂📏"