My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Same here! That mask is totally their best feature! 🎭😆 #UnmaskingTheTruth" Related funny posts 🤝 Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th. It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime. Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars. Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet. I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.