Commentary:
When you don't know what to do with your hands in photos, join a gang, or just hold a taco! 🌮🤘😎
Funny member quotes
Born to read books, forced to be a participating member of society.
Commentary:
I'd trade my social skills for more bookshelf space any day! 📚😂✌️
Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.
Commentary:
When you know your step count is already too low, so you turn shopping into a full cardio session 😅🛒👟
If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?
Commentary:
Sounds like a family game of "Guess Who?" but with footsteps instead of faces! 👣😂
Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.
Commentary:
Finally found my superpower: dodging family gatherings since day one! 🦸♂️🕵️♀️🏃♂️
My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.
Commentary:
"Same here! That mask is totally their best feature! 🎭😆 #UnmaskingTheTruth"
He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.
Commentary:
"Rest in peace, brave tickle investigator. 🕵️♂️ May your quest for gang members' ticklish spots tickle their hearts forever. 😂 #TickleMyFunnyBone"