My favourite animal is me when I have money. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:You and me both! Money turns me into a rare species of shopasaurus! π€πΈπ¦ Related funny posts π Why can’t I cry money instead of tears? Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free? I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people. Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.