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My favourite animal is me when I have money.

My favourite animal is me when I have money.

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You and me both! Money turns me into a rare species of shopasaurus! 🤑💸🦖

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, favorite, favourite, humor, i, me, money, self-love, wealth on Aug 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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