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Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens arenโ€™t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

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Looks like it's just you, me, and endless reruns of "Earth's Got Problems." ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‚

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alien, aliens, alone, animal, animals, dying, existential, government, humor, just, leaving, loneliness, me, planet, relationship, us on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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