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My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

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Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

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I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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Mike is short for Micycle.

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Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

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I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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