My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?” If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape. Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age. My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.
