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"Who needs vitamins and healthy living, when you have a healthy dose of spite and biscuits to keep you going strong until 90! ๐ช๐ Granny's secret recipe for longevity! #SpiteAndBiscuits"
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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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