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"Who needs vitamins and healthy living, when you have a healthy dose of spite and biscuits to keep you going strong until 90! 🍪😂 Granny's secret recipe for longevity! #SpiteAndBiscuits"

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I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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1 month ago

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I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

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3 months ago

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“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

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2 months ago

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27 shares on Slack this month:

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

48 shares on Discord this month:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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This meeting could have been an unread email.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

Just shared via Slack:

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Freshly posted on X:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Freshly posted on Slack:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Going bananas on Facebook:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

Trending via Facebook:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Just shared via Twitch:

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

Just landed via TikTok:

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

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