My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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Looks like love truly is blind 😜👀 Just remember, sometimes it’s better to swipe left and take a double-take before swiping right! 💔❤️

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