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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

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If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

She is both the storm and the shelter.

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

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Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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