My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

Commentary:
Well, who knew putting on shoes could sound so scandalous? πŸ‘ πŸ™‰ Maybe next time, add some background music to your shoe-tying routine – might distract the eavesdroppers! πŸŽΆπŸ˜‚ #ShoeFetishGoneWrong