My New Year’s resolution is to emit a powerful beam of light. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Becoming a human flashlight is a bright idea! 🔦😄 Related funny posts 😂 I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis? Happy new fear! People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby. I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”. My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.