How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I better start live-streaming my bathroom breaks to keep up! π½ππ± Related funny posts π€ Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you. Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and canβt remember the password to any of them. At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks. Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated. Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.