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My prime ends at my funeral.

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Guess I won't need any anti-aging creams in the afterlife! 🧴👻

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged death, funeral, humor, joke, life, mortality, prime, sarcasm on Jul 4, 2026 by slickboy.

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