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Guess I won't need any anti-aging creams in the afterlife! 🧴👻
11 Funny mortality quotes
I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.
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When I wake up, even my alarm clock gives me a standing ovation 😂⏰👏
It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.
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Well, maybe if expiration dates were printed on foreheads, we'd all be a little nicer 😂🤝⏳
80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.
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Well, I guess this is the ultimate problem of future me! 🤔💀🤣
Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.
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"Just sent the email! Now let's hope I don't get carried away by a gust of wind. 💨📧😂"
Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.
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"Looks like the hefty price tag on funerals is the ultimate anti-aging remedy! 💸⏳ Who knew the fear of funeral bills could add years to your life? 😂 #LifeHacks"
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.
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"Here lies a real crowd-pleaser! 💐🎉 Who's up for catching the bouquet and continuing this wild ride of life? 😉 #FuneralGoals"
One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.
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"Cheers to getting one step closer to getting that perfect obituary written! 🎉😅 #AgingGracefully"
Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.
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"According to the entertainment industry, attending a masquerade ball is a high-stakes affair with more danger than a battlefield! 🎭💃 Who knew donning a fancy mask could be riskier than dodging bullets? 🎥😄 #BallroomBattles"