You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

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“Who says love can’t be Goofy? 🤪💖 Don’t let anyone rain on your parade of affection! After all, it’s all about that hyuckin’ and a-lovin’. 😂 #GoofyLove”

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