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People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

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It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

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My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

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I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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