Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.
- I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.
- My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.
- I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.
- Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.