Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.
  • The only joke my mom ever made was me.
  • Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.
  • Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.
  • It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.
  • I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.