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My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

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When I shower, I sell out every night and never give away free tickets! 🎤🚿🎶

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, bathroom, concert, hold, humor, i, long shower, performance, procrastination, routine, shower, showers, singing, take on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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