My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:My pillow and I are in couples therapy! ๐๐ด๐๏ธ Related funny posts ๐ I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one! Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow. Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow. The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend. Blocking isnโt enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.