My soulmate is chocolate cake. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finding true love one slice at a time! π°β€οΈπ Related funny posts π€ I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. She was my chai, I was her cake rusk. I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork. Iβve done the math and I regret to inform you Iβm your soulmate. βThis would be better if there was cakeβ really does ring true in any situation.