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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

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Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

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Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

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Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

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Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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My soulmate is chocolate cake.

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

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The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

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Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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