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I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

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3 months ago

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Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

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2 months ago

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A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

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15 shares on Slack this month:

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

13 shares on Pinterest this month:

People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

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Stop dating if you have no car.

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Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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Breaking via TikTok:

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Seen just now on TikTok:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

Trending via Telegram:

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Spotted on Facebook:

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

Live now on Messenger:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Just landed via WeChat:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Going bananas on YouTube:

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

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