My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me. Posted onMar 22, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your ex's love for you is scarier than a horror movie π€¦ββοΈπ»π Related funny posts π€ Took a good look at my finances. I wonβt make that mistake again. If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore. Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me. Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep. Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.