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I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

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Sounds like you found your own personal coat rack with benefits! πŸ§₯πŸ˜‚πŸ™Œ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged affection, flirtation, hands, humor, i, keep, love, man, me, please, touch, touchy-feely, yes on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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