Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.” Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'm on a strict Don't-Carrot diet π₯π« Let's keep this off the menu! π Related funny posts π Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way. I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me. The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast. Yes, Iβve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying. I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.