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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

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