Commentary:
🎅😂 "Breaking news: Neither Santa nor 'local singles' are coming down your chimney this year!" 💔🎄
Funny wanting quotes
I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.
Commentary:
Relatable on so many levels! 😂 Work-life balance: 0, Work-work balance: 100! 🏃♂️💼🛌
Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.
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The ultimate paradox: Mastering the art of ambitious procrastination! 😂🙌✨
Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.
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Ranting incognito: the ultimate stealth mode 🙈🕵️♂️💬
Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.
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Just another day in the life of a horribly patient procrastinator! 😅⏳✨
How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.
Commentary:
Taking applications for a professional "un-meet" service! 😂🙈 #LifeInWitnessProtectionMode
The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.
Commentary:
Sounds like my kind of workout: a mental marathon where I cheer myself on from the couch! 🛋️💪😴
The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.
Commentary:
🤑 Don't worry about empty pockets when you can just lighten your desires! 💸 Who needs a wishlist as long as your willpower is stronger than your wallet? 😜 Remember, the less you crave, the more you save! 💰 #ShoppingGoals
The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of human existence: To work or to nap, that is the question. 🤔💤 Who needs productivity when you can have a cozy blanket and a good snooze, right? 😂 #NapQueen #DecisionsDecisions"
Due to not wanting to, I will not be.
Commentary:
"Breaking news: Local procrastinator takes a stand against motivation! 🚫😴 #LazyLife #IDoWhatIWant"