Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.
  • Home is where you trust the toilet seat.
  • I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.
  • Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.
  • Having children is a pyramid scheme.
  • Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.