“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: “Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me. Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else. If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else. At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.
