Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

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I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.