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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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☕️ "I'm on my fifth cup of coffee today – you should consider yourself lucky I can still form coherent sentences around you. You're welcome for my caffeine-fueled kindness." 😜

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged coffee, drinking, humor, i, mean, mean things, sarcasm, say, self-control, things, welcome on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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