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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

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If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

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If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

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5 months ago

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I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

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5 months ago

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60 shares on Pinterest this month:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

47 shares on X this month:

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

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I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

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DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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Making waves on Discord:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Breaking via Snapchat:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

Going bananas on Facebook:

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Live now on Reddit:

They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

Breaking via Reddit:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Going bananas on WeChat:

Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

Just landed via Reddit:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

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