No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened. Commentary:When you're too old for revenge and too forgetful to care 😂🧠💥 — sounds like peace and a good nap are your true superpowers! 😴✌️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened. I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses. My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage. Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is. I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.