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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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When you're too old for revenge and too forgetful to care 😂🧠💥 — sounds like peace and a good nap are your true superpowers! 😴✌️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged amnesia, comedy, even, forgetfulness, humor, i, irony, memory, remember, revenge on May 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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