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Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took 'colorful' revenge to a whole new level! 🎨πŸ’₯ Just remember, revenge is a dish best served… in vibrant shades! 😜🌈"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, dye, gun, humor, i, joke, just, man, once, paintball, shot, watch on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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