No substance I ever used was abused. It was loved. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's one way to keep your vices happy—just call it a complicated relationship! Related funny posts 🤝 I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them. Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it. Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on. “Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship. “Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.