Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Moms have a PhD in pushing buttons 😂👩🎓💥 Related funny posts 🤝 If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired. Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children. Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.” The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.