Itβs crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a great way to dodge house chores the next day! π·π€’π Related funny posts π€ Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic. Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. Iβm at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach. Iβm broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100. Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.