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It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

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Sounds like a great way to dodge house chores the next day! 🍷🤢🛌

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcohol, crazy, day, drinking, feel, hangover, health, humor, irony, next, poison, shit on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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