Commentary:
Oops, my brights turned off but the Cybertruck's spaceship headlights kept me in the spotlight! 🤷♂️✨🛸
Funny Tesla quotes
Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.
Commentary:
"Who knew Teslas were so spontaneous? Maybe they just need a little encouragement to self-destruct 🚗💥 Just tell them to 'Tesla it easy'! ⚡😜"
At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.
Commentary:
"Buying Tesla now is like showing up to a party wearing a fanny pack – bold move, but risky in the coolness department. 🤷♂️🚗 #RiskVsReward"
I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.
Commentary:
"Who needs manners when you've got a Tesla? Cutting off these electric vehicles is the new merging strategy! 🚗💨 Sorry not sorry, gotta show off that autopilot feature somehow! 😏⚡️ #TeslaTrafficTakeover"