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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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Going to the gym to exercise my demons.