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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

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Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

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I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

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Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

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Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

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The future is buffering.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

Spotted on Instagram:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

Trending via TikTok:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Just landed via WeChat:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

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