Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I should stop asking my toaster for relationship advice 🤖🍞 Related funny posts 🤝 My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers. “I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil. Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster. “Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town? Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.