I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like I'll be wrapping myself up for the holidays! ππ€πΈ Related funny posts π€ Iβve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray. So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts. Youβre either really good at wrapping presents or youβre really beautiful and funny. Itβs one or the other. A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor. Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.