Not to brag, but Iโve done nothing for several hours. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Achieving grandmaster status in relaxation, one nap at a time! ๐ด๐ Related funny posts ๐ค Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is. The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like โSlimelordโ and โGlunkfather,โ based on how dirty your clothes are. Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.