Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your kids have mastered mind reading! ๐ง ๐ฎ๐คฃ Related funny posts ๐ โThe average CEO reads 52 books a year.โ Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do. No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time. Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. Iโm going to need some new crayons. Please respond to my telepathic messages. Not to brag but I donโt even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.