Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my wallet's arch-nemesis is winning the battle! πΈπ Related funny posts π€ The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis. I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up. Growing up, I didnβt think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are. I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy. I hate when someone you love says mean things like, βItβs time to wake up.β