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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

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When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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42 shares on Pinterest this month:

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

86 shares on Discord this month:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

35 shares on Slack this month:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Seen just now on TikTok:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

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“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

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Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Live now on Twitch:

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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