Nothing you want to do has a timeline. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Time called. It wants its deadlines back! ⏰😅 Related funny posts 🤝 You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in. I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week. I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline. I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes. Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.