Of course, I believe pushing the elevator call button over and over will make it come faster. Posted onJul 1, 2026Jul 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Elevator button: more effective than a personal trainer for finger workouts! 🚪🏋️♂️🔘 Related funny posts 🤝 My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on. If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym… Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing. In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale. Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.