Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you gained some infernal project management skills! π₯π π·ββοΈ Related funny posts π€ That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea. The only thing I gained so far this year is weight. I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material. Sorry Iβm late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle. The gap in my resume? Yeah, itβs called playing outside.