Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides. Commentary:"Sorry, Earthlings! My UFO only has room for little green friends 👽🚀😆" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long. It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to. Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet. Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.
