Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sorry, Earthlings! My UFO only has room for little green friends π½ππ" Related funny posts π Sorry, canβt. Calling NASA and making alien noises. Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away. I donβt know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat. Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!” If anyone needs me, Iβll be in a different realm.