Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Beam me up! My neighbors are still Earthlings ππβ¨ Related funny posts π€ Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides. “In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing. I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!” Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me. Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”