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I'm starting to think the aliens finally figured out that their "Earth Reality Show" is way too unscripted! 👽😂
20 Funny extraterrestrial quotes
Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.
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When the aliens give likes faster than light speed 🌌👽💡
I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.
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Looks like the aliens chose the ultimate reality TV show to binge-watch: Planet Earth, Self-Destruction Edition! 🤖👽🍿
Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.
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Sure, I'm ready for an alien invasion with popcorn in hand. 👽🍿 Let's spice things up a bit before the apocalypse!
Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.
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Guess even the aliens have trust issues with our parking skills! 🚀🔑😂
Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.
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Looks like we're the pit stop nobody asked for 🚀👽😅
If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.
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"Already practicing my 'Take me to your leader' speech! 🤖👽 #TeamAliens"
Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.
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"Out of this world and still going unnoticed? 🚀😆 Maybe it's time to phone home and get that hubby a telescope! 🔭👽"
Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.
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"Sorry, Earthlings! My UFO only has room for little green friends 👽🚀😆"
I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?
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"Probably not, they can't handle all this earthly awesomeness! 👽✨😆"