19 funny extraterrestrial quotes - Wordgag

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

May 21, 2026

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

May 21, 2026

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

May 21, 2026

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

May 20, 2026

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

May 19, 2026

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

May 19, 2026

Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.

Apr 1, 2026

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

Mar 31, 2026

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

Mar 31, 2026

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Mar 30, 2026

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

Mar 30, 2026

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

Mar 30, 2026

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

Mar 30, 2026

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

Mar 30, 2026

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Mar 30, 2026

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Mar 30, 2026

Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

Mar 27, 2026

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Mar 27, 2026

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

Mar 25, 2026