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Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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Making waves on Twitch:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Making waves on Messenger:

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I am not in a good place, geographically.

Going viral on Messenger:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

Shared recently on Instagram:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Shared recently on Discord:

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Spreading quickly via X:

I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

Spotted on Facebook:

Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

Making waves on TikTok:

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

5 months ago

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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Feeling the heat… quite literally! 🔥🚿 Who knew adulthood came with the responsibility of being your own personal bathroom butler? 😂 Embrace the warmth and enjoy the spa-like experience, complete with your very own bathroom butler service! 🛁 #GrownUpStruggles #AdultingAtItsFinest

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Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Discord:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Spotted on Facebook:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Broadcasted on Threads:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

Spotted on YouTube:

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

Just shared via Instagram:

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

Just landed via Instagram:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Breaking via X:

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Trending via Facebook:

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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