One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport. Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the timeless dad skill of airport speed-walking, leading the family caravan to victory one step at a time! 🚶♂️💨 It's not a race, but hey, winning never hurts! 😄 #DadGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer. My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet. Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.
