Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.
- If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.
- My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.
- Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.
- “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”